classic conversation

today i m gonna post a really really classic conversation between susan and kh after the RODA incident...looking back..the conversation kinda too "rough" liao..i think have to be marked with PG,lol...need parental guidance one..courtesy of kh...

below is the original conversation, no editing done...so spelling mistakes arent mine...hehehehe...

oops..san said sy n val might be blur-ish abt the whole thing, so i must explain a bit about the incident...

once upon a time, there is a roda maker called RODA. and once upon a time there is a princess called princess san who is sooo lihai in maths. (dun ask me why princess, cos i was thinking the social status mus be as far apart as possible,lol...) so one day RODA went to look for princess san, because he needed her genius maths brain to help him figure out the measurements to make square roda-s. being the kind princess she was, she helped him wholeheartedly, and came to the conclusion that square roda-s are not good and will not be profitable. RODA was so happy that princess san helped him, and prevented him from making the biggest mistake in his roda making life, so he decided to belanja princess san sushi. she readily agreed (i suppose, due to her love for sushi), but princess san 毕竟是princess, so she brought along 2 bodyguards, agent K and agent S (agent K was the driver..not very impt,but still...). from here i can only guess wat happened to RODA since i'm not him and i din ask him about it. i supposed he met a witch on his way and the witch somehow bewitched him cos in the end not only did he not come to belanja sushi as he said he will, he went back to his roda making shop and started making square roda-s, even though princess san advised against it. tat's fine lah..but problem is, he also offended princess san, as well as agent K (which in my opinion is reli bad..lol..u ll see why later).

bah..enuf of story-telling, btw...the writer is urs truly, agent S...hahahahahhaa...

after RODA did the offence, the following conversation resulted between agent K and princess san...
red font is obviously agent K, green font is princess san..if some black font occurs, tat will be my opinions liao..hehe

Ken-K-Hou~ OH MY GOD...I PAO ZHA LIAO....SHIT,,,FUCK$#%$#%$%@#%#^$#^%#%$#%^#%^ so jidong already*
Ken-K-Hou~ FAT GUYYYYYYYY
Ken-K-Hou~ sent the wink "Guitar Smash"
susan ~ hahahah.....nah...told u...
Ken-K-Hou~ sent the wink "Guitar Smash
Ken-K-Hou~ TELL HIM LA...HE UGLY LIKE SHIT LA...
Ken-K-Hou~ ASSHOLE DUN KNOW HOW TO BECOME MAN.. 12/8/2007 Ken-K-Hou~ CUT OFF HIS KU KU LA...
Ken-K-Hou~ DAMM ASSHOLE FUCKER..
Ken-K-Hou~ WO HEN FEI MEH cos roda said he's fat i think...teehee...*
susan ~ i dunno him...he say he saw us at mall
susan ~ so dun even noe the person he saw were u
susan ~ let us KILL him ah even princess oso wanna commit murder liao*
Ken-K-Hou~ hummph..watever la..
Ken-K-Hou~ he's st
susan says: he's stupid ....
Ken-K-Hou~ i need to help u tao hui yi ge gong dao!!!!
susan ~ how u tao
susan ~ u want to help urself to tao eh
Ken-K-Hou~ no la..
Ken-K-Hou~ a lil also.. 明明就是要为了自己讨公道*
Ken-K-Hou~ help u alsop..
Ken-K-Hou~ he's being unreasonable..!! stupid....
Ken-K-Hou~ he dun know the whole situation
susan ~ yes...
susan ~ but now nan dao we are going to say y u n stel were there meh
Ken-K-Hou~ he thinks u cannot hav frens bah...
susan ~ yeabah
Ken-K-Hou~ no of course..
susan ~ he thot i cant meet ppl at gdg
Ken-K-Hou~ he dun know we at escapade ma...
Ken-K-Hou~ so its alright...
susan ~ yea
Ken-K-Hou~ he no frens one bah..
Ken-K-Hou~ jaga kedai...eat (shit) *emotion icon* la...sell square roda one..no one buys la.. susan ~ LOL
Ken-K-Hou~ spend 50 dollars per day..buy (shit) to eat la...
Ken-K-Hou~ better korek his eyes out.....dun know how to
susan says:dun know how to see people one..;
Ken-K-Hou~ even his brain ah....
Ken-K-Hou~ atom also bigger than his brain... is ther anything smaller than atom anymore? lol...*
susan ~ hahaha
susan ~ maybe he dun even have money to belanja n yi wei i called my gang to eat 谁稀罕?hmph!*
Ken-K-Hou~ i wanna help u tao hui ge gong dao..
Ken-K-Hou~ dun worry i hav many gangs...
Ken-K-Hou~ tell him come out....
Ken-K-Hou~ i bring 10 macho guys..
Ken-K-Hou~ all wear sunglasses...
Ken-K-Hou~ then the surround me i sit on a white chair like very cool like that...
Ken-K-Hou~ wahhahhahah active imagination*
susan ~ hahahaha.....u not serious eh
susan ~ but i think i'm gonna jue jiao with him...
susan ~ maybe he ardi have his gu gu cut off
Ken-K-Hou~ u think..
Ken-K-Hou~ this kind of person no need to think la...
susan ~ yea....
Ken-K-Hou~ i help u type an invoice..send to his house...for ur time wasted on teachingfei chai
Ken-K-Hou~ 500.00
Ken-K-Hou~ tell him credit card also acceoted..
susan ~ hahahahaha

phew..finally finished this entry..was having fun doing this entry..lol...hope u guys will have a good laugh at it too...

signing off
Agent S